Wednesday, December 27, 2017

My First Home Brew Review - Malfunction Junction from CJ Heinz

So a coworker of mine (and USC- Football Alum) gifted me some of his home-crafted brew to sample. His only request was that I provide my honest opinion with regard to my experience drinking the same. He provided me with 6 different selections and this is how he described this one.

It's named Malfunction Junction and references the infamous joining of Interstate 26 and I-20 in Columbia, SC. Infused with Mosaic, Amarillo, Motueka, and Citra hops, it correctly assumes your taste buds will be nearly as confused as the drivers who attempt to merge into traffic at the previously mentioned Malfunction Junction. The following is my review of this "Double Oatmeal-Double Dry-Hopped-Double IPA.

"Oh My Goodness! What a lovely brew. When it first touches the tip of the tongue, it’s misleading. Light, and subtle at first and then BOOM! The multitude of hops rushes back, flowing ever so gently down the backside of my palette leading me to what ultimately is a wonderfully delicious pale ale delightfulness which urges me to take but another swallow. Although you claim it to be a double, it seems much less so. I admit my taste is still developing but I could drink this all night. As I swirl it around in my pie hole, my fondness grows. Although I’m unable to definitively state I taste the different types of hops you bestowed upon this beer, I recognize the variety of flavors without doubt. It’s soft, yet hardy. The citra is present, but not overwhelming. The mosaic exists but only as a forethought in the shape of an invitation… an invitation to have more! I would not be shocked to be offered this brew in a local craft beer establishment. It’s got presence and staying power. A fine job you’ve done, my friend, on this one!"

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