So a coworker of mine (and USC- Football Alum) gifted me some of his 
home-crafted brew to sample.  His only request was that I provide my 
honest opinion with regard to my experience drinking the same.  He 
provided me with 6 different selections and this is how he described 
this one.
It's named Malfunction Junction and references the infamous 
joining of Interstate 26 and I-20 in Columbia, SC.  Infused with Mosaic,
 Amarillo, Motueka, and Citra hops, it correctly assumes your taste
 buds will be nearly as confused as the drivers who attempt to merge 
into traffic at the previously mentioned Malfunction Junction. The 
following is my review of this "Double Oatmeal-Double Dry-Hopped-Double 
IPA.
 "Oh My Goodness!  What a lovely brew.  When it first touches 
the tip of the tongue, it’s misleading.  Light, and subtle at first and 
then BOOM!  The multitude of hops rushes back, flowing ever so gently 
down the backside of my palette leading me to what ultimately is a 
wonderfully delicious pale ale delightfulness which urges me to take but
 another swallow.  Although you claim it to be a double, it seems much 
less so.  I admit my taste is still developing but I could drink this 
all night.  As I swirl it around in my pie hole, my fondness grows.  
Although I’m unable to definitively state I taste the different types of
 hops you bestowed upon this beer, I recognize the variety of flavors 
without doubt.  It’s soft, yet hardy.  The citra is present, but not 
overwhelming.  The mosaic exists but only as a forethought in the shape 
of an invitation… an invitation to have more!  I would not be shocked to
 be offered this brew in a local craft beer establishment.  It’s got 
presence and staying power.  A fine job you’ve done, my friend, on this 
one!"
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